Ya know sometimes I’ll tell ya ………people are just totally loony! We have these people who walk around in a complete daze not really knowing where they are or what their doing! The last time we talked I was telling you how it is in the super market for my lovely lady and myself trying to deal with the loons. It’s bad enough ya got some jerk up ahead of you trying to pay for items with food stamps that they know they can’t, you know damn good and well their just trying to pull some sort of scam to confuse the cashier and get everything all mixed up. I mean if they want to try and rip off the store do it in their own lane and don’t hold up other people. I think there should be a line just for all the loons. Ya got your express lane, your 10 Items or less lane and your cash only lane. So what would be wrong with a LOON LANE? The store managers know who the loons are, I’m sure they just cringe every time they see them come through those big sliding automatic doors. Maybe they could put a LOON detector on the front of the building! Or possibly have like a specific time for all the loons to shop, that way they wouldn’t interfere with the “normal” shoppers. How about LOON at NOON shopping and have the special loon lane open for them. And of course you would have to have hand picked loon checkers!! They would be the ones that call in sick all the time and can’t seem to stock the items in the correct shelves and the ones who cash drawer never balances. They were most likely LOONIES them selves before they started working there. I think we just might be on to something here!! So come on lets hear from everyone, send your ideas too: MUFFFINMANNN58@yahoo.com and with your help maybe we can put some order and piece of mind to the whole shopping thing! Just think ladies if we could make this a reality maybe just maybe your husbands would want to go with you and enjoy the show!! We could also include all the idiots, morons, assholes, and disgruntled postal workers!! Checkout my other blog about medical stories at www.MJLMegaMeds.blogspot.com. Until next time HAPPY SHOPPING!!
